How To Save Money In Australia:

1. Buy shampoo that doesn't work

2. Use 25 watt light bulbs

3. Save money on those pesky plumbing bills

4. Invisible pillowcases

5. Get a car with 3 working doors

6. Paint your own decorations

7. Don't buy nails

8. Drink economically ( boxed wine)

9. Steal your roommate's surfboard for fun

10. Use half sheets of toilet paper